golfgalaxy:

lusec:

unclefather:

Love a morning snack

if you eat this, I’m going to come to your house and lock you inside your fridge

constablebakewell:

umbralpyro:

popokko:

perfect outfit idea

Full set bonus.

kosmonin:

statecryptids:

x00:

I feel like this is a story from someone’s mythology somewhere.

beatlesweatles:

sneakyfeets:

sneakyfeets:

my wife’s so cute because we both love animals so much but her way is very pure and genuine whereas my family is:

me, holding up my cat: stinky

wife: no!! don’t be mean!!!

me, swaying him back and forth in the air: stinky bastard man

wife: No!!!!!!!!

my mother, not looking up from chopping veggies: naughty boy. brat cat

wife, distraught: NOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

In case anyone doubted the validity of my claims: 

The wife:

The mom:

decimdingus:

Tony Hawk is a real one lol